Ilyen, s ezekhez hasonl tblcskkat kszthetsz a laks brmely helyisgbe. Tuti biztos sikerre szmthasz, ha meg szeretnd nevettetni a vendgeidet.
me nhny humoros felirat angolul:
~ Cleaning Signs ~
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| 1. Housework makes you Ugly |
| 2. Dust is a protective covering for furniture |
| 3. Please excuse our Mess, the staff is at our other House |
| 4. If the shelves are dusty and the pots don’t shine, it’s cuz I've got better things to do with my time |
| 5. My secret fantasy is having two men, one to cook, one to clean |
| 6. Although our house is quite a mess, come in, relax, converse. It doesn’t always look like this…sometimes it’s even worse |
| 7. Although our house is quite a mess, come in, relax, converse. It doesn’t always look like this…sometimes it’s even worse |
| 8. The house was clean yesterday…Sorry you missed it |
| 9. Don’t worry about your dust, it doesn’t worry about you |
| 10. Push button for maid service, if no one answers, Do it yourself |
| 11. Dirty screens keep out more flies. |
| 12. Dirty windows keep birds from flying into them. |
| 13. Dust is unsanitary. Stay away from it! |
| 14. This house is cleaned every three months, whether it needs it or not |
| 15. This is a self-cleaning kitchen...Clean up after yourself! |
| 16. Cleaning house while the kids are still growing is like shoveling snow while it’s still snowing. |
| 17. Whenever I feel like cleaning, I lie down until the feeling goes away. |
| 18. I believe in miracles ... keeping this place clean is one of them. |
| 19. Both of us can't look good. It's either me or the house. |
| 20. No Shoes...No Mess...No Problem | |
~ Home Signs ~
| 1. Home Sweet Home |
| 2. Everyone brings joy to this house…Some when they Enter Some when they Leave |
| 3. Bless this home and all who enter |
| 4. Home is where the heart is. |
| 5. A House is made of brick & stone… a Home is made of Love alone. |
| 6. Bless our home with love and laughter |
~ Kitchen Signs ~
| 1. Grandma’s Kitchen Cooking up Special Memories |
| 2. Open the oven and take a look, the first to complain is tomorrow cook |
| 3. Help keep the kitchen clean…Eat Out |
| 4. If you want breakfast in bed…Sleep in the kitchen |
| 5. Dinner's Ready when the Smoke Alarms goes off |
| 6. This kitchen serves the four food groups Frozen, Microwave, Fast Food, Canned |
| 7. QUEEN of the Kitchen |
| 8. MoM's Kitchen - Home cooked meals served with love | |
AJÁNLOM AZ OLDALT
